Just die already, you stupid horse

Apparently, Barbaro is still having medical problems. What I don't think his owners realize is that no amount of medical care will save him from death. That is because Barbaro invoked a gambling karma backlash against himself by getting injured in the Preakness. The collective anger of millions of people who bet on him and lost is causing his blood to circulate poorly. There is nothing more veterinary science can do, save pump him for his seed and then "put him down" (aka letting him try to walk normally). Maybe one day Barbaro Jr. will be able to succeed where his father so triumphantly failed, if he isn't killed immediately in a mafia-style payback hit commissioned by horse racing gamblers. Just make sure you don't buy any Barbaro brand glue. It will work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds before breaking its glue polymers in three places.